Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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