Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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That's how twitter works, right?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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