doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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