Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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