watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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