Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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