i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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