now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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