Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Do vagina's smell?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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