question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
