I bet he comes in French.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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