Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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