I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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