I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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