i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize