bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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