It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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