I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Quick, to the slutcave!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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