We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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