So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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