White coat. Heels.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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