I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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