Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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