my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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