bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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