Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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