Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
So vagazzling was a success
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