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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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