Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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