Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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