I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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