I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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