You smell like a Billy Joel song
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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