haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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