Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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