I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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