This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hippo gnu deer
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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