call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
