no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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