Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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