Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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