We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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