1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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