dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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