Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
