"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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