Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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