So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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