There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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