"it" just moved
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize