Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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