I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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