I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
how can u be prego again
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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